Anonymous asked: These people asking about your sex life are really weird.

i mean w/e

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Anonymous asked: Do you masturbate?

lol yes

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rogeradcliffe replied to your post: anonymous┬ásaid:Can I put my penis…

how arousing

do you think they use that line on everyone

Anonymous asked: Wanna get to know me?

nah

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Anonymous asked: Can I put my penis in your vagina and fuck you silly?

i don’t even know you

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Anonymous asked: The next time you write a poem, could you please rhyme "genius" with "penis"? It worked for some guy named 2 Chainz.

i don’t see myself ever using either of those words in my poetry but maybe

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Anonymous asked: Do you have a maid? Is she Hispanic? If so, is she a fan of lemon pledge?

i don’t have a maid but we have house cleaners that come every tuesday and yes they are hispanic and no, as far as i know they’re not a fan of lemon pledge. they might be if they had more tho.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever read the My Little Pony fanfic titled "Cupcakes"?

no and i don’t want to.

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every time someone asks “are you a virgin” or “how’s your sex life” or something like that as an “awkward” question i laugh rly hard like are you giggling behind ur hands rn? are you 10 years old? did you just learn what sex is?

Anonymous asked: AM I SPEAKING TOO LOUD FOR YOU?

no

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